I wish i was in the wii world.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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