Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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