using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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