my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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