Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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