remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm too high and old for this...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
