i don't plan on having that self control this summer
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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