that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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