he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize