Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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