im gay
i know
yea but for you.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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