I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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