He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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