try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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