I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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