Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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