in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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