so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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