cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I will pee on everything he values.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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