sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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