This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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