party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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