Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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