so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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