Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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