HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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