I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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