wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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