She is in my trunk
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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