is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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