I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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