so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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