you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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