she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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