so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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