Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
false alarm, still single
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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