it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Stupid Covid-19
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