Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Your penis caused this!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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