do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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