Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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