Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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