After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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