You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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