Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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