Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
