Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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