Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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