Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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