on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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