How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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