That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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