I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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