i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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